So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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