Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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