just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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