fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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