I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Green mimosas i think yes
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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