I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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