talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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