I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize