In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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