I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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