oh god the rape fog is back!
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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