The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just google imaged poop.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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