I'm jealous of your bromance
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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