Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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