wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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