I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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