It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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