My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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