Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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