How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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