you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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