We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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