Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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