Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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