so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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