brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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