i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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