That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
