did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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