Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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