I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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