you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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