I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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