People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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