That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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