If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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