How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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