North Korea, Best Korea!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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