So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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