is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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