I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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