Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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