You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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