If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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