You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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