what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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