Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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