In the future we'll all be gay
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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