this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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