Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Found the puke drawer
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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