Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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