So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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