When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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