I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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