i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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